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What happens when tariffs are (sort of ) canceled
How to pay off COVID-brain credit card debt
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IN THESE, OUR (POSSIBLE) END TIMES
Can prices even go down?
So the big money news coming out of last week was that the Supreme Court canceled tariffs, at least in their (formerly?) most recent incarnation, though it's unclear whether they're actually going away.
The Trump administration seems pretty committed to tariff-ing … everyone in some way, shape, or form, but the details keep changing. And no one knows if its new approach will hold up long term.
No one knows what will happen to the more than $175 billion the U.S. government has already collected through (now illegal) tariffs, either. Maybe we'll all get small (small) refunds circa 2029?

Someone's gotta pay, I guess.
In the end, what immediately happens next might not really matter. Yes, tariffs are one of the many drivers of inflation. A new study from the Tax Foundation found they cost each American household around $1,000 last year. But their associated price increases — whether the tariffs continue or not — are probably here to stay.
Why?
For one, some businesses might have already made changes to their supply chains, production inputs, labor forces, and more, assuming that tariffs would be permanent or at least long-term.
In that case, "it may be more costly to try to switch back to previous sources, especially while uncertainty still persists and the rate of tariffs and other trade restrictions going forward is unclear," says Jonathan Ernest, assistant professor of economics at Case Western Reserve University.
Plus, we shoppers have a bad habit of failing to notice price decreases.
“If you're caught up in your weekly shopping routine, you may continue buying the product even if a competitor is offering it for a lower price," Ernest says. "This means lowering your prices sooner than your competitors could put [your company] at a disadvantage, as your competitor continues to receive higher profits without losing much business."
For these and a few other reasons (like, oh, I dunno, corporate greed), prices are more likely to broadly stabilize than decrease anytime soon. But …
That's a … good thing?
Only because deflation, where prices collectively and consistently fall (as opposed to disinflation, where inflation simply slows), tends to only happen when sh*t hits the fan.
"Historically, it takes a severe economic recession (think: those one to two months of early COVID [or] the 2008 financial crisis) to induce this type of environment," says Brett Massimino, department chair and associate professor at Virginia Commonwealth University. "Recessions, depressions, and massive unemployment … could have far worse outcomes than today's prices sticking."
We can discuss whether these outcomes, which could be what's needed to jumpstart a widespread economic recovery, are preferable to whatever it is we're currently living through in another issue (or maybe revisit this one).
For now, let's focus on what we can all do to limit the short-term and long-term tariff impact on our budgets.
Keep a close eye on prices, particularly on essential goods, and reward brands that are lowering their costs (or at the very least not actively raising them) to pressure other businesses to do the same.
Know what stuff is most affected by tariffs (and what isn't). Pricing trends aren't a monolith, and even though it feels like everything costs at least $100 these days, some sectors are seeing price decreases because their price increases were driven by other factors, like one-time supply-chain shocks. (Think bird flu causing an egg shortage.) For now, housing, energy, pharmaceutical, and new car prices are likely to remain high, while used car, electronics, apparel, and certain grocery prices, such as meat or coffee, are likely to ease.
Shop off-season. Think Christmas decorations in January, or winter coats when Spring lines hit the racks, or buying a car model outside its year. That lets you take advantage of inventory gluts, even if tariffs are holding up shipments of newer goods in your local seaports.
I've got some more ways to save during an endless tariff season here.
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RECEIPTS
On COVID-spending brain and credit card debt
A few weeks ago, while sharing my budding relationship with cheap-ism, I tried valiantly to fit in a third reason for micro-managing my money: self-preservation.
I've mentioned this before, but I suspect COVID has spoiled our spending habits. Forced savings, stimulus checks, and other aid led to a period of revenge spending, which, in turn, contributed to over five years of inflation, culminating in a new reality where we can no longer afford the things we've long been able to.
That includes not just the occasional $1,000+ concert tickets, trips to Disney World, or business-class airfare (easy enough to recognize in real time), but also smaller, cumulative, and more essential-like purchases, such as our favorite streaming services, a monthly visit to Dave & Buster's, weekly sirloin steak dinners for a family of five, and, somehow, adequate health insurance.
This theory — let's call in COVID-spending brain — has, sadly, been supported by recent data showing a surge in household debt.

Per the Federal Reserve, balances on virtually all loan types are rising. Notably, credit card balances increased by $44 billion in Q4 2025 and now total $1.28 trillion, up 5.5% since last year.
I say "notably" because credit card debt is expensive. The current interest rate average is around 21%, but you can easily pay an annual percentage rate (APR) of 30% or higher.
How to pay off credit card debt
To prevent that, we might have to cut back, and in ways that we're not quite used to. (Hence, my call for self-preservation amid a rallying cry for taking back our buying power.) But if you've found yourself already overextended or indebted, here are some ways to pay back big balances:
Get a balance transfer credit card while your credit is still good. That way, you can transfer (and consolidate) existing high-interest balances onto a card that offers 0% interest on balances for 12 to 24 months. Have a plan to pay off the balances before that window expires.
Consider a debt consolidation loan if you can't qualify for a balance transfer credit card, prefer fixed monthly payments with a hard end date, or fear you might just re-rack up a balance on a new credit card. Debt consolidation loans charge interest, however, so make sure the APR you're offered is lower than the one on your credit card.
Call your creditor. Many offer hardship repayment plans that waive fees or lower interest over a set period, usually three months or more, to help you pay down debts.
Use the debt avalanche repayment strategy. That's when you make minimum payments on all your balances, but put as much money as you can toward the balance with the higher APR, which saves you the most in interest and should speed up the repayment process.
FRESH GREEN
Nowadays, most financial takes are boilerplate. These aren't.
I know the beauty tax is broadly associated with being a woman, and for good reason. (I charge my haircuts, given their high price; Teddy withdraws a few $20s from the ATM outside his barbershop.) But I do wish The Cut's personal finance columnist had found at least one man to share about the beauty expenses they're hiding from their partners, because everyone is getting Botox and over-the-counter semaglutide these days.
GoBankingRates asked ChatGPT to stress-test a middle-class budget against a recession. Perhaps unsurprisingly, survival required some serious trade-offs.
Not fresh green, but more of a question for the audience. Do you like these types of articles — i.e., I'm a so-and-so, here's how I manage money. I've toyed with introducing a feature like this to Money As If, but I haven't, because I don't find them all that helpful. I recognize that sounds counterintuitive or even hypocritical coming from someone who broadcasts all of her money moves, but third-person singular features feel a bit too far-removed for me. Let me know if I'm wrong, though!
THIRST TRAP
And, finally, today, in things I would buy if, you know, I could just buy things …
Debu-swan
FWIW, I'm a big, longtime fan of Swarovski, which sells at least 10 pieces of high-quality, yet affordable jewelry for every $270,000 necklace in its repertoire. (It's one of my "go-to gifts for Mom" options each Christmas. I gave her this bracelet and a matching pair of earrings a few years ago.)
But, boy, one glimpse of the Swarovski Swan (pictured above) — a tiara made of 315 precision-cut crystals — and, well, let's just say, I pulled an Amy.
Sadly (or perhaps thankfully), you can't actually buy the Swarovski Swan. It was created exclusively for debutantes selected for this year's Vienna Opera Ball, some ultra-bougie Austrian cultural event that costs $437 to $30,000 to attend.
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